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Printed HAFO Sink Ritual card beside a black dropper bottle of HAFO beard oil

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The Ritual Kit

Listen. A PDF will not tame that beard. The Ritual Kit is a physical tester set - oil sample, balm sample, and the printed HAFO Sink Ritual card that lives by the sink instead of disappearing into your camera roll. Seventeen dollars, shipping included. One kit per customer. Cyrus has your back (and your chin).

  • Tester Hopscorch Beard Oil
  • Tester Hopstrike Beard Balm
  • Printed HAFO Sink Ritual card
$17Free shipping. Limit one per customer.

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What is on the card

HAFO Sink Ritual

  1. 1Wash when the beard asks (not every dawn)
  2. 2Warm three drops of oil in your palms
  3. 3Press to the skin under the beard first
  4. 4Balm for shape. Comb once with the grain
  5. 5Hop boldly. Keep the fire. Lose the scratch